San Andreas (2015)
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Written by: Carlton Cuse (screenplay), Andre Fabrizio & Jeremy Passmore (story)
Directed by: Brad Peyton
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd, Paul Giamatti
Rated: PG-13
Plot:
Rescue pilot Ray struggles to find and save his daughter during the largest earthquakes every experience at the San Andreas fault.
Verdict:
I
had a lot of fun with this movie, though the ending was subdued. It's
great, inane, logic-lacking fun. The Rock is the super-hero in every
situation, but I didn't find him as charming as he usually is. Every
situation in this movie is completely over the top and cheesy, and I
wish the dialog follow suit instead of attempting to be pseudo-serious.
If you're looking for a 'good' movie this isn't it, but it does offer a
good time.
It depends.
Review:
This
movie opens with a great scene, subverting the typical scenario. A
woman driving an SUV looks down and fumbles in her bag. I see the
approaching tractor trail and prepare for the worst. The woman grabs a
water bottle, takes a sip, and nothing happens. She passes the tractor
trailer without incident. Then she gets a text message and assume this
is it. She responds without crashing or swerving. Then a rock hits he
windshield and she swerves off a cliff in the most over the top wreck
I've seen in a while. This is the movie I wanted to see, and I got it
for the most part, though there are a few fumbles.
This movie
excels at over the top action scenarios that are pure over the top
cheese, but instead of melodramatic dialog to match, it tries to explore
a serious story which is a mistake. This movie destroys the Hoover Dam
by earthquake in less than twenty minutes and has The Rock rip a door
off of a car while hanging from a helicopter. I don't want discussion
about divorce or losing a child. The dialog is weak. I want The Rock
saving the world. Instead he's just worried about his daughter... small
time.
The only reason this movie should have a dead
family member is if they were killed in an earthquake years ago and now
The Rock seeks vengeance. I wanted to see The Rock uppercut a fault
line, and I left disappointed. Instead the movie uses the death of his
other daughter as an emotionally manipulative moment that fails every
time they bring it up.
The science is suspect and
that's okay, but it does annoy me that people hide under a desk. That
will get you crushed. You hide beside the desk. The desk will get
crushed as it is the highest point, but a small triangle of safety will
form around the perimeter of the desk.
A cars roof isn't going to crush like this movie portrays. Car roofs are designed to support 1.5 times the weight of the car.
The
ending is anti-climactic, and while it doesn't matter, the movie never
attempts to explain why all of these earthquakes are happening. We don't
even get an end of the world tirade from Giamatti who can predict the
occurrence and magnitude of them, but can't tell us why.
Sunday, March 6, 2016
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